Kaiser Scotty

Kaiser Scotty or just Scotty but NEVER Scott, is the youngest and greatest member of the DP podcast. If you dont respect him and bow down at his presence then you are a piece of goat shit not worthy of existence!

Biography
Scotty was born on June 2nd 1846 in a small town in Bavaria Germany. As a child he and his reprehensible family immigrated to the united states.For some god awful reason they decided to settle down in the shit whole known as Louisiana. Scotty was a very angry but sensitive child. When Scotty was 10 years old he found a pair of sick abandoned baby Nutria in the woods. Being the caring sensitive person that he is, Scotty decided to nurse them back to health. After three days of the rodents sucking on scottys mantits, he started producing milk. when they grew up, scotty gracefully released them into the wild. They are now a thriving invasive species. When Scotty was 15 he stabbed and killed his older brother Randy over a lost bread clip( the peasants dont like to talk about it) He was Subsequently sent to a psychiatric hospital where he stayed for 3 years. at the hospital he was mentored by a young George Johnny(now known as G time Johnny) he learned all about world domination and how to control the masses of moronic plebs. He eventually got out at the age of 18 by bribing the head doctor with 20 pounds of smuggled cocaine( actually crushed up drywall mixed with Xanax). he quickly joined the Union Army to fight in the last year of the American civil war.He was shot in his left leg multiple times by a colt 1860 army rifle in the battle of peebles farm but not before he managed to strangle 47 confederates to death with his bare hands. After the way Scotty traveled to europe and eventually took over the entire content in what was known as "scottys war". Scotty declared himself supreme kaiser to all of Europe and ruled as an iron fisted dictator for close to 136 years until he got bored, moved back to Louisiana to live with old brother help him make cringy youtube videos. Today, Scotty still works behind the scenes filming TJs videos for him( although the camera is almost always in fixed position and never has to be moved which begs to question of what scotty actually does) He is also an active member of the DP podcast.

Behind the scenes
believe it or not, the Kaiser is a devote catholic who diligently attends church every Sunday. Scotty used to have a youtube channel but it was so bad that well.................yeah. He is also known for being an obnoxious drunk. HAIL THE KAISER YOU

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